What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Why is Laura Loomer considered a controversial figure within the conservative media ecosystem?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

How would you define love?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

How do I remove frizz from hair?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do MAGA supporters feel about accidentally voting Elon Musk as their new president?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?